Global Warming (I mean climate change..cough..cough) isn't a hoax, it's a COMPLETE JOKE!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090614/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_argentina_glacier

Busted! Al Gore the global warming whore, has been caught again doing what he does best...lying HIS ASS OFF. The article above on yahoo news originates from the AP (Associated Press). This article concedes that yes a few glaciers like the one in Argentina "do not all respond equally to climate change". I pretty sure ice is ice no matter how big and if the "world" is "warming" or the climate is "changing", all the ice is gonna start to melt, stay the same, or get larger. If the WORLD is changing EVERYTHING in the world will have to change there is no glacier going "You know it's getting hotter but I'm gonna keep on defying science and grow". Tom, it is defying science, NO global warming is based off a bunch of lousy computer models. This article is all "Oh, this glacier is different and is growing, but don't worry my sheeple global warm... i mean climate change does exist". Last I checked climate change is a, uh, umm, oh yeah, the FOUR SEASONS (The ones you learn in preschool! Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter, wait this just in Al Flies Big Jets and McMoneyMaker Gore says there is a new season CO2 DOOM!). Well asshole last I checked CO2 was what we exhale and plants intake and with newspapers going out of business(http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/03/31/080331fa_fact_alterman) and more trees in business the CO2 levels won't grow uncontrollably. Not that we were ever in any danger except from being taxed into economic meltdown... oh wait that already happened (Thanks President Bush, and Obama, we all really appreciate it!!!). This is PROOF that government will lie to YOUR FACE. WAKE UP to Obama and the Climate Czars and the coming Carbon TAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't think it's propaganda?! I do, why? Swine Flu!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/02/swine.flu.who/index.html

WHO (World Health Organization) is considering going to "LEVEL 6" on the pandemic scale. They say the flu is still spreading rapidly throughout the world. That's great but WHO did you know "who" the swine flu isn't really affecting especially compared to the regular flu? Pretty much everyone, I mean there have been around a few hundred cases in the U.S., with like fewer than 10 deaths. Oh, and most of the deaths the people had compromised immune systems (no shit)! WHO is still trying to hype it, I mean maybe if it had been as bad as msn lied about in this article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30453688/). It's killed less people than the normal flu and the people it is killing would just as easily die from the flu. Why doesn't WHO quit and do something about a real pandemic? "A real pandemmec?", yeah like AIDS and HIV which has already infected MILLIONS and there is no cure. Then again why would the government want to take responsibility for an escaped bioweapon? Don't say it isn't, I mean it has two stages like no other known virus. You're infected and it rests inside you for 5-8 YEARS then it goes crazy. That was a biology lesson for those who failed biology or are just uneducated idiots. Now I'm not Einstein but I reesearrchhh, then I realized hey the government wants to screw us over. If medical companies cure AIDs people will get rid of it, eventually. Now if they bullshit us and give us "treatments" they make way more money in the long haul.

I regress they are putting millions into a vaccine for a flu strain with normal lethality, yet AIDS that is 100% fatal eventually (except for Magic Johnson, I know he still has HIV. Luckily for him it hasn't turned in AIDS.) isn't that big a deal? The 1976 swine flu killed 1 person and the vaccine killed over 20 people, do the math. The government wanted EVERYONE to get a vaccine because the fear of another pandemic like in 1918. The LA Times ( http://articles.latimes.com/2009/apr/27/science/sci-swine-history27) spins and says oh the medicine is much better now and this and that. It's definitely better now ,but spending millions when the economy is in more trouble than a bungee jumper without a harness. That's just stupid and then vaccinating the people just in case, like HPV vaccine that's for just in case (and killing tons of young girls). Please don't let the media make you blind the government needs swine flu out of the spotlight so when it has another little comeback they can be the saviors. Ignorance is bliss unless your about to be ENSLAVED!

If you choose right or left, your WRONG!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/29/bush-defends-clintons-record-genocide-rwanda/

So you think the left and right are polar opposites in a bitter battle? Somebody has been watching too much propaga... I mean news. Read the article above and if you still don't believe me then you are either high off your rocker (if that's the case come back in a few hours when your not baked) or you are as intelligent as a foxnews anchor. I mean if this article of Bush defending Clinton's evil and vice versa won't convince you it's 2 sides of the same coin, what will? They call each other "brother" it's like they are two princes of a kingdom. Well I mean they use executive orders to create a dictatorship for any future presidents. All they need is to seize a crisis as an opportunity to institute martial law, and mass arrests. They just disband congress or have congress all come together and be "Oh, yeah we need this or else WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!". Then the morons who have been breastfed by the media will all scream and wet their pants and "tada" we are now under control of whoever the really runs the show (politics). Tom, they don't all vote the same and they all disagree on lots of issues. Really? Like how they disagreed on a war in Iraq or on the Patriot Act? What about on the MIACC report? Oh wait they had no say in the MIACC report or much less the truly important shit that decides where our country is going! This blog isn't that great but I didn't do it all at once so my thoughts are jumbled but come on don't believe this Left vs Right because if that was true then all the big bills that kill liberty wouldn't of been passed. Then lets say they do dispute stuff then just add it in another bill until it passes, I mean like in the Screw You Taxpayer Give Us All Your Damn Money Bill (TARP). I mean most congressmen and women can be bought or threatened or bribed or tricked into doing whatever they puppetmasters want. It's like a movie the two sides can fight and quarrel as much as they want but in the end the direct and use them to do anything in some form or another. Liberty will prevail, oh tyranny I hope I live to see your coffin have it's final nail, from the rooftops we will cry "Tyranny is dead! Liberty and Prosperity can thrive!"


(I know the poem was really corny and sucked, but the article's purpose should be clear enough that a retarded monkey could understand it.)